jew-wise


(adj) expressing stereotypical traits of a jew based upon the need for instant gratification and often used to manipulate others who are not cognizant that they are being victimized until it’s too late or the situation has already been resolved. (n) a person who is jew-wise.
what a freakin jew-wise, he totally left early to dodge the bill.” “she was jew-wise about the engagement; she made him feel so guilty about wanting to wait a few more months that not only did he pop the question the next night, he also bought her the ring she picked out and put on hold.

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