jewish daywalker


the jewish-daywalker is someone who is jewish on the father’s side vs on the mothers side . as jewish laws says you are only jewish if your it comes from the mother. someone who is jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being jewish without the consequences be being fully jewish.

jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
eating pork

getting a discount on the pork they just ate
knowing the market price of pork

write you a prescription for pork
defend your right to eat pork
i thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. it’s ok, he’s a jewish daywalker .

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