Jewpie
someone who is very pro-jewish, interested in judaism/jewish culture, or hangs out with jewish people, but usu. not jewish him/herself
a contraction of “jewish groupie.”
a neutral term; more positive than negative
you’re a shiksa, but since you’re such a jewpie, we love you anyway.
a popular dish invented in 1939. jew pie is made by putting jews in a giant pie sh-ll (prefferebly deep dish) and then baked in a large oven. the best jew pie is made in germany, sp-cifically nuremberg. for some strange reason, it is highly unpopular in isreal.
it’s so hard to find good jew pie in tel aviv
germany: we have to many jews, and not enough food! what shall we do?
hitler: i know what we should do! to poland!
7 weeks later
german1: this pie is delicious! it makes me g-ssy though. and there’s a little too much ash and bones in it.
german2: yeah, and that pie factory is always making so much smoke!
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