a jewish publication for the jewish community.
the jewspaper’s recent highlight programs include “kosher meet market” sponsored by the greek-jewish council, an alternative fall break trip, and my big jewish wedding.
- The Forbidden Picnic
conan o’brien’s favorite s-xual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights. we were out on a sunny park date, when jennifer asked me to perform the forbidden picnic. i had no idea what to do, but i rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it’s random contents. a […]
something done in the style of the world’s greatest latin teacher. also describes cicero. mr. bonagura thinks that cicero is bonagorgeous.
- jew slap
its when a jews slaps you with his or her money. yo goldstein just jews slapped me. jew slap when a dirty jew slaps you with his or her curls. oh man… she just jew slapped me! when one takes a large quant-ty of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. […]
a subst-tution for a profane or comical expression “grace is such a wuther head” “what the wuther” etc. to mock fainting. to do an imitation of a faint like in a game of charades oh my god, last night when we were playing charades he wuthered and it was hilarious!!
someone who is a s-xy beast from the east. a general badman, boss, part of the dench gang dench you don’t wanna get frixosed