Jiffy Cloth
the special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores -if in stock- to wipe you p-n-s down when you have just had a good solid old w-nk
dude 1 “hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can’t f-ck anyone tonight.”
dude 2 “sh-t man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?”
dude 1 “i don’t know man…hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you.”
dude 2 “no man sorry, i used all mine up last night.”
dude 1 “oh don’t worry i’ll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us.”
dude 2 “ok man catch up to you later, put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude.”
dude 1 “yeah laters.”
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