Jimbo Slice
the jimbo slice is a delicious mixed drink consisting of: 1-4 shots of vodka and an equal ratio of cranberry juice and sprite. for a proper jimbo slice to be made, the maker must be shirtless, with a backwards hat (preferably of the phillies), and white sungl-sses.
conversely, if you ask for a slice of jimbo, this means you wish to felash the shirtless man mixing the drink.
jimbo slices are my favorite.
a heavily tattooed hulk of a man that is capeable of bench pressing your whole extended family through a wall, he stands 7 feet tall, has eyes that make you sh-t your pants and j-zz at the same time if you cross his gaze. he breathes fire and snorts dust, some say he pleased a room full of ten dripping women with just one thumb, he can be commonly found gaurding the gates of h-ll with a battle axe in hand.(do not mess with this man)
other names: slice, bbk, slizzy, slizzles, slizzlesaurus rex…to be continued
dude who the f-ck was that?
answer: bro thats jimbo slice everyone knows slice.
jimbo slice is an amzingly awesome kid named ian at my school and he has a music mysp-ce thats pretty awesome. he has some cool songs on there and everyone should check him out cause he is nice and and awesome singer.
haley : wow! do you hear this kid!
jade : yeah, its ian from school.
haley : really!? he’s jimbo slice!
jade : add him on mysp-ce www.mysp-ce.com/odhamboyzonline
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