jimitis
a mental disorder that causes a person to act half their age, explode with anger at random people, make bad jokes, and annoy other people
person 1: f-ck you -sshole!!! person 2: dude, do you have jimitis or what?
medical condition.
symptoms include; laziness, uncleanliness, urge to steal, tendency to lie and cheat with bouts of drug use and munchies!
treatment: get a job, stop pretending and lay off the drugs!
that guy is so lazy and lies all the time. i think he has a bad case of jimitis!
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