jimmy ortiz is the most amazing beautiful guy in the whole wide world. he is like the sun… or the billions of stars in our galaxy, the milkyway. it is the name of a great breakdancer, he skills give me a wet crouch. whenever he looks at you, you get -rg-sms. he eyes are brighter than the glow-in-the-dark unicorn shaped rubber band…. or a supernova! he is sooooo supper cute, i could talk about him for 24/7. i’ll love him for theee rest of my life. whenever i think about him i think about food… food is the best, i love food. jimmy is the kind of guy you’d see and say “ay, you craci! give some of your popcorn”
he looked at her… she noticed… –rg-sm-… he just pulled a jimmy ortiz
- Jipp, Jipped, Jipper
of or perpetuated by the jewish stereotype of frugality and cheapness. jipper: referring to the phrase jewish tipper or “that guy is a sh-tty tipper.” jip: a jewish tip. “that man gave such a small tip, he left a jew tip.” jipping the act of depriving or being deprived of a decent amount of gratuity […]
- jizz gargling
using c-m as scope she took the load in her mouth and she c-m-gargled it before swallowing it all.
- Jizzy Gillespie
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng so voluminously into your partner’s mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous american jazz trumpeter. “holy f-ck, chris, take a full load i want you to j-zzy gillespie.”
just j-zzed on my keyboard girl: takes shirt off boy: jjomk!
- J.K. Lowling
j.k. rowling, author of the popular harry potter books, when she’s f-cking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, pottermore information, etc. samantha, rabid fangirl: godd-mnit i got an email from pottermore and i thought i was in the beta but it was just telling me that […]