jimmyism
anytime a person utters the phrase “would you rather” usually followed by two horrible s-xual situations in which no person would want to partake in either. usually one of the situations involves s-x with jimmy. usually only used by h-m-s-xuals and men with tiny p-n-ses.
we were walking to cl-ss when isaac used a jimmyism, “schuh, would you rather let me stick it in your -ss, or let 40 black men rape you in the -ss at the same time?”
1. (noun) a configuration which does not exist on a server or network infrastructure after a reboot or power down / up; a configuration that was never permanently saved.
2. (noun) a configuration that is so complex or abstract that only the creator can decipher it. see also: enigma
1.
tech one: i rebooted the firewall last night…
tech two: so?
tech one: it didn’t have any routes when it came back up.
tech two: lol. you’ve been hit by a jimmyism.
2.
tech one: did you look at that config?
tech two: yup.
tech one: did you understand it?
tech two: absolutely not.
tech one: i guess it’s a jimmyism.
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