Jimp (v.)
to “j-zz in my pants”, to be overcome with emotion; s-xual or not. may be used for both male or females and for any situation.
ex 1: jimped (v.) past tense: i was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and i jimped all over my shorts.
ex 2: jimp (v.)present tense: while eating chocolate, maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.
ex 3: jimp (v.)past perfect: jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw star wars at the imax because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.
ex. jimp(v.)philosophical tense: i jimp, therefore i am.
—credit for the coining of this term is given to trippicist, whose lazy third eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
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