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• section vision

  noun, relating to waiting/waitressing the state of only looking at your -ssigned section, ignoring all other patrons. the complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you’re serving. friend: hey! we’ve been at that table over there forever. me: sorry homie! i have section vision. i didn’t even know you were there!

• hallmark bitch

  someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time. house arrest: i feel like you don’t care for me when you don’t cook meth… toothless wonder: shut up, ya hallmark b-tch! we’re fighting!

• eli dream

  a wet dream that occurs every night after before first date. oooh, you had an eli dream!

• remove me from ur mailing list

  i don’t need any of the products you’re selling thankyou kindly remove me from ur mailing list

• danglebag

  scr-t-m, or ball sack. applicable to exterior male gonads of any mammalian creature. i went out to the farm today and saw a horse with the biggest danglebag i’ve ever seen.

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