Jinxfuck
jinxing yourself on getting f-cked. killing your chances of “gettin’ it”. c-ckblocking yourself.
quit trying to grow your beard out, your jinxf-cking yourself with the honeys!
a person who is doing anything that may be related to jinxing you while also behaving like a f-ck. normally this term is reserved for more serious jinxing implications such as pregnancy or suffering consequences one was hoping to avoid.
friend..” hey wouldn’t that suck if you got that sk-nky girl pregnant?”
you” what the h-ll is wrong with you you jinxf-ck?!”
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