the most amazing girl in the world. she would have an amazing personality to compliment her amazing smile, pretty eyes and beautiful face. she would have to be a redskins fan. she would also have to have a chill personality, but at the same time be an honesty, trustworthy person that you could put your life on the line for. her amazing smile would literally have to be an ear-to-ear smile and just make the whole room lite up, even though its cliche its the truth. and you have to be able to look into her eyes and see the future of your life. some one who you truly love, and you would never, ever lie to or ever come close to hurting her at all. your love for her must be unmeasurable, incomparable, and so much that its indescribable something you will never be able to put into words.
my girlfriend is a jiya.
when you have mad raving s-x then violently sp-nk everywhere. i jizbommed that ho in the -ss
1) attractive female that is readily available as a seminal receptacle. 2) one that does not mind swallowing man juice. 3) promiscuous woman. 4) derogatory term for a woman. see also: c-m bag, c-m bucket, 1) paris hilton’s middle name is j-zzabelle. 2) i know this chick, ann, she’s quie the j-zzabelle. 3) what? mike’s […]
a mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house. most commonly used jobstacles: 1. clean your room. 2. feed the dog. zerah: yaye, another day to gorge on frozen c-ke, un-bstructed by — mother: zar! clean your room first! zerah: d-mn jobstacles. an obstacle that interferes […]
- Joe Santore
likes to sit inside all day and play xbox. he hates going outside but somtimes he friends make him, but they have to go to his house and make him come out because he wont pick up his phone because he knows they want him to come outside. he loves playing xbox and just sitting […]
- Joe Shit The Rag Man
a term used during the 1960’s and early 70’s used by somebody either forgotten or intentionally not invited to some kind of function (party, orgy, etc.), the last to know about something, or whose opinion wasn’t either wanted or solicited. btw, boisterous, ignorant, low iq marines (i’m redundant…) like to take credit for this term, […]