jizz cannon
the male member,
slang for a male wh-r-.
i used my j-zz cannon to cream her biscuit last night.
he is such a j-zz cannon.
1. a really big p-n-s with the owner having the -ssociated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. one of the best pimps ever to play the online game “idlepimps”
“so did you lay some pipe last night?”
“yeah, i threw her the j-zzcannon and she started screaming like that kim catrall in porky’s”
street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and poplar street, west philadelphia
d-mn, that fella reminds me of j-zz cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
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