Jizz Egg


a plastic easter egg filled with c-m, which is then chucked at someone you dislike.
i f-cking hate my teacher, i’m gonna hit him in the face with a j-zz egg.

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    the t-tanic of loads. a hypothetical c-m which is as large in proportion to the t-tanic oh yeah, i want a j-zztanic right on my face.

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