jizz glitch
when a male is either masturbating or having s-x, and he -rg-sms, then minutes later blows his load. most likely if you have s-x or choke your chicken frequently. she will probably say “i’ve felt bet.. oh god that feels good!”
-during the males -rg-sm-
olivia: oh….harder…immmm aaabout to squiiirrt!…f-ck my p-ssy! f-ck it good!…. shove it in harder.
doug: im f-cking that p-ssy!
olivia: ooo baby that was fun but i didn’t feel you j-zz this time.
doug: oh hmm low sper–
olivia: ooo hun that was like a rocket of j-zz. that was such a j-zz glitch, i want one on my face next time. then i’ll blow you afterwards.
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