jock-bonk
a s-x-position performed, perhaps exclusively by heteros-xual couples, when the male clutches his partner by the respective b-tt-cheeks to command the rhythm of thrusting. typically, the female’s arms are wrapped around her partner’s neck or head as if she were transporting a pumpkin.
dave: “f-ck, my f-cking arms kill! can you copy these notes for me?”
jerry: “carpal tunnel syndrome?”
dave: “naw … i jock-bonked stacy all night last night.”
jerry and dave: “hahahahahahahahahaha”
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