Jizzcar
a popular game in which 2-12 players pick a different vehicles and attempt to m-st-rb-t- onto them in order to achieve the highest score.
points are allocated depending on the location, model and part of the car that is ‘j-zzed’ onto. bonus points are awarded for occupants being inside the car at the point of -j-c-l-t–n.
the ultimate top scorer during a game of ‘j-zzcar’ is to ‘j-zz’ onto the windscreen of a poilce car at a red light, with a policeman in the driving seat and a criminal in the back. the rarity of this event makes it legendary and known as the ‘megaj-zz’. few have achieved this.
a time bonus may also be given, for example, at a red light, you have very little time to work with and so achieve a higher score.
open windows are also very highly scored. if you are able to ‘j-zz’ onto a confused driver, you are very highly skilled at ‘j-zzcar’.
dude, did you see jak win at ‘j-zzcar’ yesterday? he totalled destroyed the compet-tion! he managed a 15 second j-zz onto the roof of a moving landrover! that takes some skill!!!
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