jizzconning
the act of coughing up c-m
guy 1: dude your sister blew me 20 times yesterday
guy 2: so that’s why she was j-zzconning at breakfast this morning
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the act of masturbating using the seminal fluid from your previous masturbation as lubrication for masturbating again. j-zzerbation is the best when you’re still h-rny after jacking off and haven’t cleaned up the mess yet.
- jizznose
a j-zznose is not hard to spot in a large crowd. it’s most distinct physical features are a) an enlarged bottom lip, b) a soggy, protruding cl-toris, and c) usually smells like used condoms and eric wells (see: “i don’t know why the h-ll he has friends now”). setting: anywhere, anyone, anytime man: oh, are […]
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- Jordan Man
often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named johan. tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things. recognized by the board of anti-productivity as a fellow slacker, and a well established intern among his peers. loved by many as the […]