jizztaken
when you realize your hot girlfriend f-cking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. it was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. you end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny d-ck.
she was spreading her legs farther apart than l.a. and new york, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant p-n-s harder and farther into “my hot wet p-ssy”. i thought it was going to be a “turn-on” but i was sadly j-zztaken.
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