jlaire


1. (noun) the element of writing code which puts the “fun” in “functional programming.”

2. (proper noun) the name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and i’ve finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. i met jlaire in a coding compet-tion; he blew everyone out of the water. while everyone was coding in c++ using boost, he was using haskell with no external libraries.

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