Jochkin
a dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin.
most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. in addition, they commonly present with little peen syndrome.
a jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
oh my god! she totally hooked up with the jochkin from the bar last night! can you believe it? he’s so tiny it must have been like saddling barbaro (may he rest in peace) and riding her right down the yellow brick road to the land of ‘o’s.
if i were she, i would have pleaded with glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the bed derby with a jochkin in tow.
Read Also:
- straighthead
the name given by drug users to non-drug users. -drug user talking to a non drug user when another drug user walks over- second drug user: dude, why’re you hanging out with a straighthead? to be straighthead: to see things just as they are. to not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it […]
- Jockeyara
diminutive gentleman of welsh/italian ancestry dude 1 – that jockeyara is walking like he’s shat himself. dude 2 – yes, what a peculiar side profile!
- Joe Calzaghe
the best british boxer ever and the the best super middleweight ever. he is from cwmbran, south wales. he has 43 fights, 43 wins with 32 coming from the way of knockout. his fighting stance is southpaw. bernard hopkins: theres no f’ing way im fighting joe calzaghe, he’s the best boxer ever! the undefeated legend […]
- Joe Job
when 2 girls lick a guys p-n-s. joe: dudee i just got a joe job henry: i knoww i watched! a boring and utterly pointless task, usually -ssigned by mid-level managers to low-level underlings. see also: joe you want me to stuff envelopes? what a joe job! a m-ssive spam mailing using an innocent victim’s […]
- joenalogy
derived from the great joe thibault’s famous -n-logies. popularized in mrs. beyah’s ‘protest, revolution, and reform’ cl-ss of 2004. an -n-logy that is completely obsurd. relevant as little as possible; a ludacris -n-logy. kara: “well, depression sometimes causes suicide.” joe: “yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide.”