Jodie Foster
a women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian – and the attraction wears off.
tevin: hey bro, so…did you fire off some man torpedos to gina last night?
bro: naw tevin, turned out she was a real jodie foster…my life is ruined.
tevin: probably.
the “jodie foster” or “jodie” is a slang term for manhattan’s lower east side. so called because the neighborhood’s frequently used initials also sound out a slang term for lesbian, of which the “silence of the lambs” star is one of the most iconic.
“hey, there’s this party on the jodie tonight, you down?”
“isn’t jamawl from bed-stuy?”
“nah, he’s from the jodie foster”
when you vomit into your partners -n-s, causing them to defecate their fecal matter as well as your own puke back onto your face.
after s-x, my girl screamed, “give me a jodie foster!”
a group of friends bang a wh-r- you dont like on a pinball machine like in the movie the accused.
kelly is such a b-tch we should do a jodie foster on her..
the creepiest b-tch ever to roam this soil.
nell-that is all you need to know(its a jodie foster movie)
what your cooch looks like after s-xual relations with green rag
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