joe skaggs
(1:) an individual with different colored eyes that reports to work occasionally
(2:) often referred to as “trevor,” a joe skaggs can be any one who cannot be understood even when using his/her own dialogue of communicating with facial expressions, crossed-eyes, or hands.
(3:) one cannot simply “joe skaggs”, it is very complex and takes one person a long time to understand what goes through their head.
someone asking joe skaggs a question:
hey joe, did you vote for “yourself” in that election?
joe skaggs response: no, i voted for “me.”
person’s response: 😂😑
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