Joel Heyman

a joel heyman is an insanely confusing individual, resorting to mere grunts and screams to communicate. a joel heyman is easily calmed by large quant-ties of trail mix and cookies. joel heyman feeds on the souls of those smarter then he, and on many occasions has sucked the soul out of president george bush.
guy 1: that guy is soooo mean and stupid!
guy 2: he’s totally a joel heyman

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