Joffre


a man with a hairy v-g-n- who doesn’t smoke weed. he can take it up the -ss from time to time but has been known to give as good as he gets. he’s a hulking beast of a man with 17 inch biceps who could cut your torso in half with his thumbs.
joffre is like ‘the thing’ from the fantastic four and cross his -ss with the effeminate chris tucker from 5th element and sprinkle in a dash of sweet baby jesus.

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