john handcocker


the act of jerking off, or stroking your c-ck while engaging in intercourse. the act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman’s v-g-n- under the shaft of your p-n-s. then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the cl-toris. once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
ex 1:
man a to friend a:
“last night was wild, i even gave her the ol’ john handc-cker.”

ex 2:
“angelique’s p-ssy was so loose and wet i had to give her the ol’ john handc-ck to finish us off.”

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