John Jameson
man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of ireland.
in the great storm of 1781 john jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. he said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.
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