Johnny Sasaki


a euphemism meaning to have diarrhea, explosive or non-explosive, and/or chronic digestive problems. can be used as a noun or a verb. originated from the metal gear videogame series from johnny sasaki, a luckless soldier with chronic digestive problems.
as a noun- dude, i ate some rancid beans and had johnny sasaki all night.

as a verb- not cool, man! you johnny sasaki’d all over my couch!

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