join the club


when someone says something that you agree with, you say “join the club”.
man, i think allen is such a douche.
join the club.
a clever way of saying “i agree with you, and i suspect others do too.”
alice: i hate people who say ‘join the club’.
bob: join the club.

alice: i feel like getting a club membership.
bob: join the club.

alice: i had such a bad day. it feels like everyone whines to me about how other people cause them problems, when really it’s just a projection of their own insecurities and unfulfilling life. then, when i try to hint them at this, they just don’t get it.
bob: join the club.
alice: huh?
an agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.
aaron: “i dont study for tests.”

sarah: “join the club.”

aaron: “im a gold member.”

sarah: “oh yeah? ive reached platinum status.”

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