Jolan
1. (n) a word used to explain why someone loves pirates.
2. (v) to sing johnny cash while changing into athletic attire.
3. (n) a beautiful woman.
1.
-how do pirates celebrate christmas? they say “wench wench wench!”
-you’re such a jolan!
2.
-i fell into that burning ring of fire!
-why are you jolan’?
3.
-her eyes are as blue as the sea, her hair as smooth as a waterfall… she must be jolan.
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