jon stewart
the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
“did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?”
born jon stuart leibowitz, he is the current host of the daily show. jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. he took over the daily show from craig kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a peabody. jon is 42 years old and lives in nyc with wife tracey and young son nathan.
-“did you watch the daily show last night?”
-“yeah, jon stewart was hilarious!”
1. a human incarnation of g-d.
2. the best host the academy awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. author of a new york times bestseller.
4. funnier than thou.
jon stewart >>> you.
jon stewart is a
comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and s-xy.
he has been on tv since i was a child ;d
i grew up watching the daily show and half baked
also, will never suck half as bad as o’rilley
<3 viva la stewart ! jon stewart makes me smile :d should run for president in 2008! jon stewart - president stephan colbert - vice president the coolest guy to have ever come from lawrenceville, new jersey. in fact, the only cool thing to come from the sh-thole that exists between princeton and trenton. jon stewart's the coolest cardinal grad ever born jon stuart leibowitz, jon stewart took over the daily show in 1999 and has since recieved several emmys. stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents ed helms, rob corddry, and dan bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. jon lives in nyc with his wife and son. "thanks for watching, i'm jon stewart. here it is - your moment of zen." 1 2 3 next › last »
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