jona and the whale
when a male inserts his erect p-n-s into the mouth of another and then c-ms in the -sshole of the same person. then that person farts the s-m-n out of the -sshole so it looks like a blowhole.
jane an bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, jona and the whale.
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