jonovian
a boy who’s smile lights up the room…some one who can deal with your sh-t for days and still not tell u how annoying you are. someone who is s-xy,smart,kind,and caring. someone who can make you laugh on your worst days.jonovian is f-cking amazing
all these boys at this school suck…i need to find me a jonovian.
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