jordan blink
the jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. it is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. if you get the jordan blink you should know you are hopeless….
“trojan has a silent t” *jordan blink*
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