Jordan Packer
a person who likes to offer little boys popsicles out of the back of his big white van. has a very tiny p-n-s and likes to take pictures of guys -sses. registered child molester.
me: “did you hear about that guy who got arrested for raping kids at chuckee cheese?”
you: “yeah he was such a jordan packer. “
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