Jorgenson
for men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. the epitome of the male existence. a jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.
for women, a jorgenson is a s-xual drive.
men: “look at those biceps! he’s jorgensoned.” or “the jorgenson standard of excellence.”
women: “i’m so jorgenson today.”
female -j-c-l-t–n that ends up on their s-xual partner’s face.
i was tottally going down on this girl and she jorgensoned all over my face. it got in my eye and it stung a little bit… i couldn’t see through my left eye for a week.
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