Joy clamp


a person, usually a woman, who is excessively p-ssive aggressive and controlling. a bit of a downer. similar to kill joy.
what do you think of roy’s new girlfriend?

pretty but a bit of joy clamp.

coming out for a drink?
no, i’ve been joy clamped.

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