a guy that makes everyone laugh. he’s crazy fun to be around because he makes disgusting jokes. he’s cool, popular, silly, and attractive. he should be a stand-up comic. he’s puerto rican, but doesn’t know much spanish. he’s a hard worker. he usually has a nickname like nito instead of the traditional juan. girls line up to get with him, but when he’s in a relationship, he’s loyal.
girl: hey, is that your man over there getting eye-humped by all the girls?
nito’s girlfriend: yeah… he’s so s-xy. don’t worry, though, he wouldn’t do anything with any of them. he loves me.

nito: so the guy said, “this penguin wasn’t in the will!”
dude: oh my g-d! that’s the best joke ever! you’re hilarious, juanito!

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