juice cap
purple in colour and situated at the tip of a p-n-s, fills with blood when aroused and commonly follows with a gush of love juice into a womans orifice, letterboxes, and centre pages of laminated w-nk mags and caravan monthly.if kept unclean they can start to smell of cheese or dead mans socks
..its been weeks since i split with julie and i aint had s-x since, im getting b-n-rs at the sight of any girl and soon my juice cap is goin to explode..!
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