juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.
“shannon called me i didn’t make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can’t stop thinking about food. how was your new years?”

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