julio dat ho
its while your riding on a airbus and u ask some prost-tute about her county and if she has met alot of panamanians; she doesnt care by the look on her face. u look for a bathroom and after u give her the money, you nut in your pants cuz your nervous around females so u just cuddle with her and fall asleep resulting in a loss of wallet/kidney/liver, genitals in tact due to horrendous smell/ant eater appearance because your fat.
julio traveled on an airbus, met some hooker sitting next to him and attempted to build rapport. after feeling sorry for him she took him into the bathroom hence “julio dat ho”
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