someone who freezes their sh-t and then uses it to insert it up their batty for arrousal purposes
that dudes a fkn jumbler!
- jumping the d
when a female aggressively pursues s-xual intercourse with a male. “yo gf when we hit up the clubs in the nyc you know i am likely going to be jumping the d in the hotel suite after the clubs close!”
- junk bowling
a low bow/junk punch/nut’s shot or “shot to the nut’s” which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. if done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children. friend 1 : “hey you ever heard of […]
- junkie whisperer
someone who helps a junkie and actually produces a visible result. a drug counselor or therapist. a life-coach. an alternative rock group from tejas. his junkie whisperer got him a job, and he actually went!
- jupiter fisted
to get fisted by a woman who shops at lane bryant. the fat girl walked out of lane bryant and jupiter fisted me right in the -ss with her m-ssive paw. fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die. erin: “i got jupiter fisted last night, i almost died” mitch: “you have to be […]
a noise used to express joy or often used as a greeting to friends. must be very loud and distracting. usually accompanied by an mmm… mmm…jurch!