Jungle Spank


to be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, counter strike, world of warcraft, halo, and any game from the call of duty franchise.
f-ck this f-cking game, i’m so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! they’re not even supposed to play games with an m rating.

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