Just-In-Case Christian
a christian who does exactly as they please all week and then gets dressed up on sunday and goes to church “just in case.”
gw bush can start wars and kill 10’s of thousands of people, but believes he’ll be forgiven because he goes to church on sundays–he’s a just-in-case christian.
len lies, cheats, and sins all week, but he never misses a sunday service, he’s a just-in-case christian.
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what people who don’t think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they’ll be forgiven for everything. normally it’s fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the logical sh-tstorm continuum.
“g-dless people like to point out all the just-in-case christians, yet they’re no better since they don’t think they require forgiveness for anything. must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you’re your own god.”
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