Just Light the Bag
choosing the easiest and most satisfying way to resolve a situation even if it isn’t necessarily the best way. refers to the instructions found on a bag of instant light charcoal.
person 1: i dunno…should i nail my best friend’s mom?
person 2: just light the bag, man. just light the bag.
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