jyiodin mordecai randall
ruler of the solar system. slayer of whispering eyes. bringer of ovary explosions. king amongst men. the fourth apostle. bringer of the end of the old world order. gift given from the gods.
the best name known to human kind.
“oh sh-t! a jyiodin mordecai randall has been born! prepare to drop your panties ladies!”
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