K-Bombed
after sending someone a text they reply to you. expecting some relevant infomation you check the message only to realize they simply replied with “k”, which is unnecessary, a waste of your time, and a hit to your expectations.
k-bombers are unfamiliar with today’s technology and do not realize the general rule for texting is a text sent is a text recieved.
my text: i’ll pick you up on 20 minutes.
reply text: k
me after checking the text: k-bombed again!
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