Ka-Schwing
it’s the word scwing with a “kah” sound at the beginning.
used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin’ hot, but gives you a b-n-r so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.
dudeski 1: dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?
dudeski 2: yeah, my d-ck ka-schinged so hard i think i ripped off some skin. i even shouted “ka-schwing”!
dudeski 1: so that’s why you fell over. and it explains the groin cast.
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