Slipdicking
the act of being consistently shady and elusive especially soon after beginning a relationship. this may involve shoddy stories and excuses as to why said slipd-cker cannot attend to his/her responsibilities or hang out anymore.
potter: “i haven’t seen seth in awhile…. wonder why? (sarcasm)”
kevin: “well, c’mon… i mean its not his fault he’s had six music history tests this week. (sarcasm) he’s too busy slipd-cking.”
schmitz: “i got some bad news. you’re kicked out of school. however, you could always just resort to slipd-cking around the bureaucracy of it all.”
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